Skeletons in my closet

The silent running dialogue that I often have with myself.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Closet Porn

Okay just to clear my head and make some positive suggestions for a few of you out there in the Webverse.

Sex is some cool shyte.

Not just sex but most of the things connected to sex is some really cool shyte.

How did I stumble upon this tid bit of crucial information?

I just found out that porn is a 10 to 14 billion some-odd-dollar a year business in America. Just in America!!! Sex is more profitable than almost every other entertainment business. Including Football!!!!!

Okay let me give you a little back drop on why this has come to a head. I was an observer of porn. I did not make it a habit but I would or use it to spice up an evening amongst friends with the accidental introduction of a video.

SideNote: Now I didn’t watch porn with my boys, believe it or not once you get past the discovery age, sharing porn amongst male counter parts is an admission of sorts.

When I first discoverd Porn, I was at the tender age of 12 maybe 13. Now I had come across some old PlayBoy Mags but nothing can compare to people actually f*cking on TV.

So when I first discovered Porn I was destined to be a Porn star. I though it would be a great job. But as I got older modesty killed that dream and I moved on to thinking the Porn Camera man was the coolest job in America because you got to watch and you didnt have to appear on camera. Then as I matured and realized how the world worked I figured that the director would be the best gig cause you had that control, and woman love control/power. Know in my ripe age i figured that the star, camera, and director all stood a distanst 2nd to the best porno job/ the best job in the world. The Porn producer.

SideNote:The the Producer gets to cast the movie...hello Casting Couch.

But you guys would be amazed at how many shocked cries of dismay would eventually turn into lustfull gazes and thoughtful comments. Pointers, and suggestions, tellalls in a sense.

"Oh I hate that position",
"I never tried that"
"Guys dont mind when you do that???"
"I thought I was the only one that did that!"

I mean that shyte used to work on some women. If you want to get something moving in the right direction simply pop in a porno, add some unmitigated gall, and you eventually have a spicy night.

But for some reason we all (women more so than men) pretend that porn is just not our thang. Now I aint saying you need to have a large collection, or that the names Mr. Marcus, and Jenna Jameson should be familiar to you, I am just saying that it is a 14 billion dollar a year industry and those names probably are and you probably do.

Picture this:
You invite me to your crib. We sit we talk. We have a nice night. Now I used to believe that if A woman invited you to her house it meant she wanted, on some level, to have sex with you.

SideNote: I don’t want yall to dwell on that comment. I will get into my sexually exploits in some later post but lets try to focus on this porn topic.

Maybe I just ran with some hoes. Maybe these were just some sexually liberated females. Maybe they were closet porn lovers! But I would have to suggest that in conversations woman, now subject to this research, all would detail some brief knowledge of the porn world.
IE…
My brother used to leave that laying around.

My boyfriend used to watch it.

My found porn in my parents room once.

My girl had a video once.

Those admissions always are followed by true candor…
“BUT I NEVER REALLY WATCHED ONE!!!”

As if to suggest that porn is vile filthy little habit, akin to masturbation, and sex toys.

So if the night is going along nicely, it was up to me to push it in that direction. So when I ask for the tour of the place I am taking mental notes. Hmm, SURPRISE, lets just press play in the VCR.

SideNote: Okay, now they have DVD players but back in the gap everyone had VCRs in their rooms.

So sure enough 5-10 times there would be some manner of filth in the VCR. See unlike DVD when you turn off the ole VCR it stops where you climax …(cough) I mean finish …(cough) I mean stop.

So I press play. Watch the video. Gage the freakiness. And move on.

SideNote: Some women do not like to watch other black women. Some only watched black couples. Some showed a penchant for the adventurous with gang bang videos and female on female. I once made a rather hasty departure after viewing some male on male action.

The point is no one ever admits to watching porn. It’s a 14 billion dollar a year business. Even after being cold busted most would say they friend was showing them that tape or some other lame excuse. Then I would have to look under the bed, or check the closet for the “Sex Shoe Box”. Check the nightstand for an unusual number of “AA”’s. I would eventually hit the jackpot.

SideNote: Never mind…you get it.

But I never understood why in such an open society, women are still so taboo about sexually gratification.

If you don’t have a flick hit me up and I will send you one…I huh, borrowed it from my cousin.

2 Comments:

  • At 12:24 PM, Blogger Serenity23 said…

    I don't think of it as taboo. However, I must be on the more liberal end of the spectrum b/c the majority of my female friends would never admit to owning movies. I own them and if the mood struck me, will pop one in. The thing is, when I do, I've found that some men will not watch one with me. Maybe it's lack of interest (which I doubt) or something else which I can't quite put my finger on. But women are not the only ones who won't admit being the owner and/or watching said movies.

     
  • At 5:37 AM, Blogger Gunner Kaufman said…

    14 billion a year and the best they can do is "FILTHY WHITE SLUTS TAKIN' BLACK NUTS"?? Sesh, you'd think they would splurge on a few decent titles. WOrthless trivia, do you know the best selling porn to date?? Snoop Dog presents!! Thats right, hip-hop porn has been a quiet as kept, major cash cow. Okay, without telling too much about myself, it seems that quite a few of the females that i have met as of late, not only admit to enjoying porn, but enjoy, deviant pron. No animals, but definately some stuff to make me question being alone with them.

     

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